martes, 23 de octubre de 2007

Frases para ganar discusiones

Tutorial para ganar discusiones

¿Te gusta ganar discusiones? ¿Te quedas a veces sin argumentos para ganar?... Pues aqui te damos la solucion... 40 frases q te permitiran ganar la mas ardua y desventajosa disputa. ¡Aprovechalas!.

No recuerdo donde las vi o quién me lo pasó, pero si recuerdo las que me dijeron...

Elige la tuya...

-“Está científicamente comprobado”
-“Esto lo sabe cualquiera”
-“Esto es conocimiento básico de escuela primaria”
-“No puedo creer que te cueste aceptar algo tan obvio”
-“Esto yo no lo inventé, lo leí en algún lado”
-“Salió en todos los diarios”
-“Mira, si salió en el diario debe ser mentira”
-“Es un dato de la realidad”
-“Esto es así, está en la Constitución”
-“Primero lee el Código Penal y después hablamos”
-“Primero lee la Biblia y después hablamos”
-“Primero lee la Enciclopedia Británica y después hablamos”
-“Tu no puedes hablar porque lo votaste”
-“Tu no puedes hablar porque no votaste”
-“Tu no puedes hablar porque tiraste el voto votando a ese partiducho”
-“Tu no puedes hablar porque votaste por descarte”
-“Escúchame, ¿acaso tu no comes carne? (según la audacia del usuario, con este argumento se puede justificar desde las riñas de gallos al homicidio)”
-“Escúchame, ¿acaso las plantas no son seres vivientes? (Ídem anterior, para ser usado contra un vegetariano)”
-“Esto lo dice un tipo que no me acuerdo cómo se llama pero es la MÁXIMA AUTORIDAD en este tema”
-“Yo de esto puedo hablar porque a mí este tema siempre me interesó muchísimo y leí un montón”
-“Es así como yo te digo”
-“No es tan así”
-“Yo no sé si es así como tu dices”
-“Sí, yo antes también pensaba como tu”
-“Es ridículo que estemos discutiendo esto, es como discutir que esta pared es blanca (Señalar una pared blanca)”
-“Yo nunca dije eso”
-“Estás tergiversando mis palabras”
-“No entiendo por qué te lo tomas tan personalmente”
-“Esto es cierto, a un amigo mío le pasó”
-“Si todo el mundo pensara como tu esto sería la ley de la selva”
-“Si yo pensara como tu me pegaría un tiro (O la variante menos sutil “¿Por qué no te pegas un tiro?”)”
-“¿Qué quieres decir, que estoy inventando esto nada más que para ganar la discusión? ¡Por favor!”
-“Sí, claro, y Holanda llegó a la final del Mundial de 1982 (recordando una discusión pasada que el interlocutor perdió, lo que le quita autoridad por completo)”
-“Tu no entiendes nada”
-“Eso es mentira”
-“¡Estás… Estás totalmente loco!!! (Abriendo muy grande los ojos y recorriendo la cara del resto de los presentes con expresión de incredulidad)”
-“Que es huevon…!”
-“Devuélveme la plata que te presté”
-“Ña, ña, ña, ña, ña,ña, ña (Imitando la entonación de lo que acaba de decir el interlocutor)”
-“Está bien, está bien, tienes razón. No, tienes razón, siempre tienes razón (Sarcásticamente, seguido de un suspiro de fastidio. Ideal para cuando estamos contra las cuerdas. Repetir “tienes razón” burlonamente a cada intento del interlocutor de terminar de aclarar su punto, hasta que se enfurezca y se vaya, perdiendo por afano).

Bueno, ojala te sirvan. Si tienes alguna otra aparte de las ya mencionadas, comentala para beneficio de todos y ¡a ganar peleas!...

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